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Am writting this drunk yhou shoduld all read!

Sat Jul 9, 2005, 8:49 AM
[ 1 ] First grade teacher's name: Mrs. Scott
[ 2 ] Last word you said: Tabarnak!
[ 3 ] Last song you sang: I Am Not Canadian - Les Cowboys Fringasntsa
[ 4 ] Last person you hugged: Roxannse
[ 5 ] Last thing you laughed at: Faght brothert
[ 6 ] Last time you said i don't flippin' remember: Too polite....
[ 7 ] Last time you cried: Today. 7-8 months ago?
[ 8 ] What's in your CD player: I got an MP3 player!!!
[ 9 ] What color socks are you wearing: White
[ 10 ] What's under your bed: Shit
[ 11 ] What time did you wake up today: 12ish
[ 13 ] Current hair: uh…my hair…
[ 14 ] Current clothes: Pair of shorts
[ 15 ] Current annoyance: Out of alcohol
[ 16 ] Current longing: huh?.....
[ 17 ] Current desktop picture: Uh.. a pic. I took
[ 18 ] Current worry: Won’t be working fast enough
[ 19 ] Current hate: My ex-grilfriend’s attitude!
[ 20 ] Current favorite article of clothing: my shorts!
[ 21 ] Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex: Smile
[ 22 ] Last CD that you listened to: Don’t remember..
[ 23 ] Favorite place to be: lying on my bed with my 10 degrees temp. room XD
[ 24 ] Least favorite place: In the sun anywhere…
[ 25 ] Time you wake up in the morning: Somewhere between 5:00 and 12:00
[ 26 ] If you could play any instrument, what would it be: Ocarina or Pan flute
[ 27 ] Favorite color: Black?...
[ 28 ] Do you believe in an afterlife: Fuck no!
[ 29 ] How tall are you: 6'2"
[ 30 ] Current favorite word/saying: Coliss! Sacrament! Eille fuck off!
[ 31 ] Favorite book: Too many…
[ 32 ] Favorite season: No preference
[ 33 ] One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: Myself
[ 34 ] Favorite day: Days my girlfriend don’t work

[[[ FUTURE ]]]

[ 35 ] Where do you want to go: Europe
[ 36 ] What is your career going to be like: No clue I’ll study ‘till I find something I guess
[ 37 ] How many kids do you want?: Depends on life situation
[ 38 ] What kind of car will you have: Dodge Charger or a Chevelle SS!!!.....Imposible but in my dreams I drive a ’68 Shelby mustang GT 500

[[[ HAVE YOU EVER... ]]]

[Gotten in a fight w/your dog/cat/bird/fish, etc]: Stupid cats never stop meowing
[Been to New York?]: Nope
[Been to Florida?]: Nope
[Been to San Diego, Cali?]: Nope
[Been to Hawaii?]: Nope
[Been to Mexico?]: Nope.
[Been to China?]: I'd like to
[Been to Canada?]: My home
[Danced naked?]: Lmao hell yeah!
[Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day]: Never, I usually dream of death and such things that fear I do….
[Had an imaginary friend?]:

[[[ RANDOM ]]]

[Do you have a crush on someone?]: Nope
[Worst feeling in the world]: Thinking of something that frightens you too much
[What is the first thing you think when you wake in the morning?]: "Aww..Hell already!"
[How many rings before you answer?]: Two As soon as I hear and get to it
[Future daughter's name]: Don’t know yet, Might never have one…
[Future son’s name]: read above
[Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?]: Nope
[If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be?]: Pyro-Technician!
[Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous?]: I can go both ways….not sexually though >.>
[College plans]: Don’t know take course ‘till I figure something out.
[Piercings]: Soon My toungue

[[[ THE EXTRA STUFF ]]]

[Do you do drugs?]:Not anymore, clean as a whistle!*throws away needles*.
[Do you drink]: What would I do with out my life juice!?
[Who are your best friends?]: I have none…..Lindsey and Helen I guess…Prolly Jwess too..
[What kind of Shampoo and Conditioner do you use?]: Never the same
[What are you most scared of?]: Bees………laugh and I’ll kill you!
[What clothes do you sleep in?]: nothing…just joking boxers I guess
[Who is the last person that called you?]: Uncle
[Where do you want to get married?]: Do I care?
[If you could change anything about yourself what would that be?]: Lose a couple of pounds would be good
[Favorite number]: 13
[Are You Timely Or Always Late]: Depends on the importance
[Do You Have A Job]: Supposed to…….
[Do You Like Being Around People]: Depends how they act usually no
[Are you for world peace]: Fuck it!
[Are you a health freak]: I do my best for myself!!
[Do You Have A "Type" Of Person You Always Go After]: Smart! Never go for dumb broads…..Mature……unlike all 3 of my ex’s >.<
[Want Someone You Don't Have Right Now]: No
[Are You Lonely Right Now]: Yeah
[Ever Afraid You'll Never Get Married]: Nope
[Do You Want To Get Married]: yuh huh
[You Want Kids]: same

[[[ IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU... ]]]

[Cried]: no
[Bought Something]: Nope
[Gotten Sick]: yeah, stupid air conditioning…
[Sang]: Yeah
[Wanted To Tell Someone You Love Them]: yeah…..didn’t feel good though didn’t help…
[Met Someone New]: No
[Moved On]: Apparently I have eh Lindz?
[Talked To Someone]: *nods*
[Had A Serious Talk]: Read above
[Missed Someone]: Yeah
[Hugged Someone]: Yeah
[Fought with Your Parents]: All the time…..
[Dreamed About Someone You Can't Be With]: No
[Had A Lot Of Sleep]: ...not really…..

Random YOU questions

What time are you starting this quiz? 3:33 AM

Do you like quizes? Not really

What is your age? 18½

What is your gender? Male

What is your ethnic group? Catholic who don’t care?

What is your Location? La Plaine, Quebec, Canada

What is your Eye color? Brownish changes colours a bit apparently have green in ‘em…..

What is your IQ? Last time I had it checked was pretty high

What are / were your normal school grades? 70's and 90's

Do / Did you like school? Yup

What grade are you in? Taking adult courses in College?

Are you in college? Yeah

Will you be honest about this question, and ALL of the questions? *nods again*

What is your favorite TV show? Family guy!!!!!!!!

Cartoon? Read above

Porn Flick!? Don’t check the tittles…whoever does is gay…..

Would you download porn? Yeah lol

Would you download music? More than porn for sure….lol

Would you hack someone? Of course

Do you hack? Yeah my ex’s comp lol Hi Tar I see you!!!!!hihihihi

Do you know where you are? Not too sure….. a’lil to much to drink?..sry lindz

Do you like this quiz so far? No

Do you have YIM? used to

Have you ever talked to? To….

Do you know what the hell YIM is? Yahoo instant messenger dumbass

Do you like The Sims or The Sims 2? Boring….

Did you realize that I was on question 300 of a quiz but it screwed up? Stupid fucker lol

And I had to restart? Omg stop im lmao!

What kind of shoes do you have? Skater shoes

Sneakers or Sandals? None..? if not sneakers I guess

Do you call it... Soda Pop, Coke, The name of the drink, Pop, Fizzy Water? I call it by it’s name of brand

Would you drink? I’d try,…..

...Underage? of course! Though I’m not…..

Could / Would you become vegetarian? How can I live without killing poor helpless animals! lol

Are you? Am I?

Are you a healthy person? Unfortunately not, working on it though

Do you excercise often? Barely.

do yuo typo ofetn/ I always reread

Could you read that? Do I lookdumb?

When did you last look at the sky? Today...

When did you last go outside? Earlier with my gf

When did you last eat a banana? 2 hours ago

When did you last scream at your parents? Not recently…weird….

Are you a? Am I a?

Are you a daredevil? Yeah!

Have you been to the? Have I been to the……

Have you heard of? Getting annoying

Do you hate the south? I Mexicans live there so no!..Wait So do Americans……*sigh* getting confused….

Do you hate the North? Santa lives there so no!

Do you want to move to Cali? No...

Are you a horny Bitch / Bastard? Maybe lol…depends….

Are you Pimpsy or Whore ish? Yeah lol or so I was told by many….

Are you religious? Fuck no! Screw religion

Do you think I'll judge you based on your answers? Poor me if you do. You’ll meet the drunkish me lol

You. Are you a blonde? Nope.

Are you a dumb blonde? How can I be a dumb blonde if I aint blonde

Would you ever enjoy being tied up and seduced? Yeah…

Would you ever tie someone up and seduce them? Been done…….lol

Would you have sex in a public place? Yeah

...So public that you could get caught 90% chance? Gettiong interesting!

Do you type in perfect sentences? Usually yes.

or do u tyep like this lol: that too lol

0R wOr$3 DO U 7Yp3 lIk3 t#!$?????!/1/1/1/1 Wo! Man getting confusing, I think the computer is drunk to!hahaha

Do you judge those that type like that? Why should I if I do it too

Do you type like that? U just asked…..

Do you judge people? Oh shut up already

Do you make fun of people? All the time!

Are you planning on taking over the world? I wish, ‘cept I’m not a wanna be like Chris M. lolpoor bastard keep dreaming!

Have you taken over the world? Getting repetitive are we?

Are you in shape? A little

Are you fat? Slightly over weight

Would it be all over if you get fat? Huh?

Is it all about American Idol? …..o.O

Do you like American Idol? No…..

Do you want to kill your neighbor? Stupid fat bastard of course!

What is your favorite kind of clothing? Nothing!

When did you last run around? Last time I cahsed my fat brother to kill him

Do you cry often? no

When did you last prank your neighbors? He’d kill me….and the other’s too fat

Would you prank your neighbors? Lol not reallymore like ppl I hate…*coughtarcough* ahaha

How many times have you told me, you love her? Too many man!

Would you rather party, or be alone? Party Hardy! Can’t wait ‘till my party!

Are you friendly and have friends? Or all alone and misunderstood? I try to be hated yetppl like me! Wtf is wrong with you all!?

Or just hate people? Depends who I like peace and quiet

Are you racist? Yes

Homophobic? A bit

Stereotypical? No

Do you hate the above? Why ask me again..dude you’re annoying!

Is my quiz better now? No.omg the computer is communicating with me!

Do you just lick the filling off of Oreos? Lol no

Call it : uh the side it lands on?

Do you live anywhere near, or have heard of? Stupid comp

Do you think Pokemon is about the dumbest thing ever? Yeah! PIKACHU! PI-pi-pika! lol

What is your sexual orientation? girls?

Do you dress or act certain way to fit in? got my stile, REPRESENT!

Did you once do this? When ppl hated me too much…..

Do you think this is stupid? yes

Have you ever been chased by the police? Too many times!

B00Bz or D!Ck? (LOL) Boobs!.

Type your name with your eyes closed. Jean-Claide..i consider that good I miss my “U”’s even eyes open!

Do you have pop ups? Never my comp is too well protected right compy?

Do you have a friend name Kelly? No my ex’s sister’s named that though

What gender do you think I am? Computers have genders!

What is your favorite Shampoo? I don’t wash my hair!

Conditioner? Read again dumbass

Do you have? *sigh* trying to piss me off eh?

Who are you obsessed with? Me?ahahah

Do you have any obsessions? yewh

If so what? Things my gf’d kill me if I mentioned

Are you addicted to any drugs? Not anymore!

If so what? Used to take cocaine and do heroine..

Are you addicted to caffeiene? Yeah!

If so what? Huh6?

Do you consider yourself good looking? Nah, but getting better

Do you have self confidence? Nope

...Too much self confidence? Not enough stupoid

Do you have low self esteem? Yahs


High self esteem? ..eille fuck off!

WAY TO MUCH self esteem?

When did you last eat an apple? Long time ago

What color was it? …

Do you have a laptop or desktop? Desktop...

Are you on your OWN computer? Yeah!

Are you old enough for a job? Yeah..

Do you have one if you're old enough? Getting there

Are you to lazy to get one? No

What kind of music do you like? A lot of things!

What is your favorite band? Rush?

What is a band you HATE? *scratches head* alcohol staring to haved naan effect..

Name a random person you know in real life. My dog

Name a random person you know from online. Mary…..

Name a random word. sex

What are you doing? Fsalling asleep with beer in hand!

Whats on your mind? sleep

Do you watch south park? No

Do you know any wEirD people? Yeah my ex’s and there friends….well some of them anyways

Are you weird? yeah

Are you daring? Uh huh

Are you sane? Not that much

Are you horny? Just had some not too long ago so I’m good for a while now!

Is your mom fat? Not really,…no

Are you fat? Kinda?

Do you have any pets? Too manuy if u cindclude the brothers,,,,

Have you ever been to a karaoke bar? Thosea are gays

Do you know Martial Arts? A bit

Do you know who Grizz is? The bear from tpoilette paper commercials?

Do you believe in love at first site? Not realsly

Do you believe in miracles? (I believe in Miracles!) that would mean beleieveing in jevus!

Do you like our president? President of computers…….Bill gates!

Is George W. Bush your president? Im not amerciancan vive le QC! Sti!

Would you kill someone? I’d like to try it one day

Are you home alone? no

Would you rape someone? That’s……no

Would you love someone? Can i?

Are you in love? Yeah

Is it going to work out? Yeah!

Are you married? Not yet

Are you keeping in mind to be honest? yeah

Are you afraid? Of you? Yes……im scared oif what I am capable of doing

Name your ugliest friend. I don’t have enough…..’cause then the coice is between lindz and Helen…I shut up now

Name your hottest friend! Jess B.

Would you ever have sex for money? Lol only if it were my gf who paid me!

Would you kiss someone of the same gender? Hell no! eww sarah G said yes!.....awwww

Are you a virgin? Fuck no, and I stole virginity of 2/4 girls I went out with! Yes they names start with S and T and one of them still thinks she is, god this is hilarious! Dam alcohol…getting getting getting very very dixzzzyé….

Do you like food? I’d be dead ifi didn’t no?

Name a song you can relate to. ….
Name a fun song! I Am Cow!! XD

Can you sing? no

Name another person you hate. HER!

What color are the walls of the room you are in? green everywhere!

Do you have an optical or standard mouse? *a roll bouse!.,eh that makes no sense……

Ever met a celebrity? yeah

Name someone you love. Roxanne!
If so, what religion? I don't really have a particular one


Homosexuality NO whats wrong with everyone!!!!!!

Bisexuality a bit better,,,,,stikk

Heterosexuality thereww we go!

Dancing? NO!

Couldn’t go on too long feeling sick………..

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  • Current Residence: La Plaine
  • Interests: Music, Going out and drinking!XD, Reading
  • Favourite movie: SAW 1 SAW 2 aND GOING TO SEE SAW 3!!!
  • Favourite band or musician: I listen to Everything!
  • Favourite genre of music: no particular
  • Favourite artist: none for now?
  • Favourite poet or writer: Shakespear and John Saul
  • Favourite photographer: William Henry Fox Talbot
  • Favourite style of art: crayz art!
  • MP3 player of choice: Iriver
  • Favourite game: all Final Fantasy's
  • Favourite gaming platform: RPG
  • Favourite cartoon character: Garfield
  • Personal Quote: Bite me! It's your perrogative

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